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Friday, November 7th, 2008
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Sunday, October 19th, 2008
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| Subject: | ifylifjljljfjk |
| Time: | 10:46 pm. |
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October 2008 sucks. I want it stricken from the record.
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Wednesday, October 8th, 2008
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| Subject: | serehdgsghsfh |
| Time: | 7:41 pm. |
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I hate bicyclists a little more every day.
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Wednesday, October 1st, 2008
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| Subject: | xdfyu5xydrghdfgh |
| Time: | 4:33 pm. |
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I have a cold. Happy October.
I am staying home in bed and watching baseball.
It is autumn and chillier now and I am happy about that.
Mogwai has this new b-side called "Stupid Prick Gets Chased By The Police and Loses His Slut Girlfriend", which is just one more amazing song title for them.
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Friday, September 5th, 2008
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| Subject: | f8jjfjfjf |
| Time: | 11:47 am. |
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I love a good apocalypse scare as much as the next guy, but:
Supercolliders do not cause black holes. Sorry.
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Thursday, August 7th, 2008
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| Subject: | zsdfghsrjptaw4=906qw4jo |
| Time: | 1:09 am. |
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There was this huge storm and our power was out for two days but now it's back.
Spent $100 that I didn't have fixing my amp today.
Went to 63rd street beach. Super neato.
Got a haircut. Very short.
Ate a buffalo sausage. Awesome.
Had a good show tonight, drank a lot of free beer.
Need a new job. Maybe two.
The end.
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Saturday, June 14th, 2008
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| Subject: | er68hyuertyhuer |
| Time: | 12:30 pm. |
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Obama should pick Emmylou Harris as his running mate.
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Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
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| Subject: | sfghkasruigyasrgjhas |
| Time: | 12:16 pm. |
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Two of my pedals started fucking up. Then my amp. Then my computer crapped (I'm pretty sure it's the motherboard, not the hard drive, since the Windows restore disk won't even load). Then my iPod went kapoot (and I can't restore it since my computer's down). MY TECHNOLOGY IS DYING.
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Tuesday, March 25th, 2008
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| Subject: | oesefhdfjshdfksdfjhsdkfj |
| Time: | 5:45 am. |
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Barnes&Noble eats it.
This isn't like working at a book store at all. It's like the Gap, but without jeans.
"We need to put the 'sell' back in 'bookseller'." Actual quote.
(I'd prefer "'cell' back in 'book cellar'" myself.)
I'd like to get paid to lift heavy stuff and not talk to anybody. I think I'd be decent at that.
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| Subject: | 5e7tydfgyhdfgh |
| Time: | 11:23 pm. |
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My mom just requested to be my friend on facebook.
I hereby quit the intarweb forever.
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Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
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| Subject: | isdfugyusdifgsudf |
| Time: | 12:24 pm. |
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I can't make an omelet for shit. Somebody teach me.
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Thursday, January 24th, 2008
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| Subject: | etuyreghshgndsf |
| Time: | 11:01 pm. |
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So I 'pologize if I'm repeating myself here.
So my new band has some less-than-demo-quality-yet listenable music up.
So it is here.
So enjoy. Or not. Whatevrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.r.r.r..r..rr.rsktmBLAP
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Tuesday, January 1st, 2008
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| Subject: | gfdhdfhfhg |
| Time: | 10:42 pm. |
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Tonight on the train home (while it was 11 degrees outside) I watched a skinny old guy eat an entire half-gallon of ice cream.
That, my friends, is an artist.
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Thursday, December 27th, 2007
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| Subject: | rt7tgghfgh |
| Time: | 5:54 pm. |
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Things that are Awesome About Not Living Out West Anymore, #3,412:
When someone out here asks me "How are you?" and I reply "OK.", they NEVER EVER respond "Just OK?" or "Why not great??"
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Wednesday, December 26th, 2007
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| Subject: | 467estysehgtgh |
| Time: | 9:51 pm. |
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Dear People Who Take the Window Seat on Planes and Immediately Pull Down the Blind and Fall Asleep After Takeoff Without Offering to Switch Seats With Someone Who May Wish to Look Out the Window,
You suck.
You are pitiful, awful, detestable, selfish human beings. You have made my List of Evil. You're right up there with People Who Have a Favorite Starbucks Location and People Who Use Words Like "Proactive" With a Straight Face.
Go to hell.
Love, Ben
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Sunday, December 23rd, 2007
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| Subject: | 5687e5yujg |
| Time: | 12:40 pm. |
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Yesterday the high temperature was 40 degrees. By midnight it had climbed to 53 degrees. Now it's noon and it's 17 and snowing. This city's fuckin' weird.
My new band had our second show last night. It went better than the first. I'll let you folks know when we put some songs up online.
I'm going "home" to the Orangest of Counties for Christmas.
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Sunday, December 9th, 2007
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| Subject: | dty7dsy |
| Time: | 12:54 am. |
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Three posts in one day. I must be (adjective).
If anyone gives a shit, my Top (number) Albums of this year were by:
Rosetta PJ Harvey Envy Down Dillinger Escape Plan Dalek Jesu (5 albums) Alias Neurosis Deathspell Omega Eluvium Japancakes (2 albums, one of which was a complete cover of "Loveless") Porcupine Tree Clutch Nadja Mark Knopfler Radiohead
I apologize for the lack of chamber music, bluegrass, and grindcore. Next year.
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| Subject: | dtysdhsd |
| Time: | 12:47 am. |
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DEAR CHICAGOANS,
PLEASE STOP SHOVELING YOUR WALKWAYS. YOU ARE ONLY MAKING IT WORSE.
see here:
freezing rain + 6" of snow = plenty of traction, no problem.
however:
freezing rain + clear sidewalk = DEATHLY DEATH of DEATHSVILLE
I don't care how shitty you think it looks, it's safer just to leave it alone. Buy some fucking boots.
Love, Me
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| Subject: | e76e |
| Time: | 12:39 am. |
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Best Meme Evar:
Go to the Wikipedia home page and click random article. That is your band's name. Click random article again; that is your album name. Click random article repeatedly to name each track on your album.
Band Name: Parartemia Contracta Album Name: Waddell Creek
Track Listing:
1. Charles A. Foote 2. Tippmann C-3 3. Soy Source 4. The Largest Companies of Norway 5. Everyman's Feast 6. St. Catherine 7. Alliance (Amtrak station) 8. DomaĊĦov 9. Mystery of the Spiteful Letters 10. Altar Server 11. Zarudny's Rock Shrew
(I stopped at 11 because all the best albums have 11 songs)
(Parartemia contracta is a kind of crustacean. Therefore I know a certain mandolin player who needs to be in this band.)
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