That others may dwell deep, deep within the ones they love, drink from the soft cup of at the creamy lake at the center of the Object of Passion, while I am fated forever only to intuit the presence of deep recesses while I poke my nose, as it were, merely into the foyer of the Great House of Love, agitate briefly, and make a small mess on the doormat, pisses me off to no small degree.
The Broom of the System, David Foster Wallace.